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[andrewducker]

From here we can sacrifice many Aslans
Original is here on instagram.

Comments

[armiphlage]

What are they?

[andrewducker]

Stone picnic tables.

(And now you know as much as I do.)

[darkoshi]

That was my first thought on seeing them, but the table with the thick unfinished surface doesn't seem practical. And 2 of the benches look too narrow. No words or anything chiselled into them?

[andrewducker]

A distinct lack of ancient curses or words of power.

It didn't even say "If a willing Victim that has committed no treachery is killed in a traitor's stead, the Stone Table will crack; and even death itself would turn backwards."

[darkoshi]

You'd think after 2 of their stone tables had cracked from sacrificing willing victims, they'd wise up before doing it yet again. Maybe that's why they left the 3rd one unfinished. "Let's see what happens this time before we go through the trouble of prettying it up."

[mlknchz]

Three altars, no waiting :)

[andrewducker]

Service with a smile!

[agoodwinsmith]

They are not uncomfy picnic tables?

[andrewducker]

I guess you *could* picnic at the Aslan-sacrificing tables. If you really wanted to.

[agoodwinsmith]

The rite of social distancing will now begin to commence. *nods*

[anef]

Will it save us from Covid? If so I think you should give it a go.

[andrewducker]

If only I'd had an Aslan handy!