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May. 28th, 2003 02:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andrewduckerJust had my quarterly performance review.
Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.
More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.
I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.
Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.
More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.
I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.
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Date: 2003-05-28 11:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-28 12:43 pm (UTC)They have to pay to have his keyboard cleaned once a week....
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Date: 2003-05-28 11:56 pm (UTC)Pay rises happen in November.