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Just had my quarterly performance review.

Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.

More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.

I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.

Date: 2003-05-28 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allorin.livejournal.com
I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.


Well, yeah - except I'm better than you....

Date: 2003-05-28 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allorin.livejournal.com
Sounds fair.

First person to 6'4" wins....

Re:

Date: 2003-05-28 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allorin.livejournal.com
I wasn't talking about height.... ;+P

Date: 2003-05-29 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spaj.livejournal.com
I think that the "invaders" had it right. (thank you Johnen V.)

We should crown our tallest our leaders.

So 6'4" wouldn't be bad, per se. You could be one of my lieutennants, or something.

Andy, you'll make an excellent drone.

Adam

Date: 2003-05-28 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] totg-kabu.livejournal.com
I have no opposition to any one ruling the world, however every ruler requires a Mildly Malicious Grand Vizier, a position I believe would be most adequately suited to me.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Date: 2003-05-28 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drainboy.livejournal.com
I presume this glowing review came with the acquisition of no more money?

Date: 2003-05-28 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allorin.livejournal.com
Actually, he owes them.

They have to pay to have his keyboard cleaned once a week....

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