Technology predictions for 2007

[andrewducker]

Nokia releases the mxx2115 cell phone incorporating an MP3 player, video games, digital camera, digital camcorder, text messaging, calendar, GPS, calculator, satellite radio, e-mail, downloadable video clips, web browser, voice recorder and digital thermometer before realizing that it neglected to include the ability to make phone calls. The device still sells well, thanks primarily to a series of commercials in which sexy women say they hate guys who use their vocal cords.

and this one will be much funnier if you're over the age of 30:

Aliens from the planet Rylos descend upon the planet and reveal that they gave Nintendo the technology for the Wii so they could train and recruit young people to fight in their desperate interplanetary battle for freedom. One brave teenager volunteers to fight for them, but the war is lost when the wrist strap on his starfighter breaks.

From here.

Comments

[trav28.livejournal.com]

mmmm....referencing The Last Starfighter, I guess?

[dreema.livejournal.com]

death blossom FTW! ;)

[time-for-tea.livejournal.com]

Performing Death Blossom with a wii nunchuk would be ace!!!

[trav28.livejournal.com]

And god bless the old Atari 800 game that tied in with it. Wicked film it was, shame people remember Tron a whole lot more.