Shortened Meme

[andrewducker]

Your porn star name is your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name. Mine is the best ever. I am....Mitch Bliss.

(cue 70's twangy guitar)

Comments

[dapperscavenger.livejournal.com]

mine is Midnight McCormack

[aitkendrum.livejournal.com]

Slippy Miller !

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

I hope people posting this don't have the sort of banks that use mothers' maiden names as some kind of authentication.

[pisica.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I was going to post about, and why I never do this meme!

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

No one ever said you couldn't lie in a meme.

Besides, EVERYONE knows that your porn star name is the name of your first pet plus the name of the first street you lived on. [/eye rolls]

p.s.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Signed,
Princess Cherry

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

Starsky China...

[fire-sermon.livejournal.com]

Penny Chew!

[neriedes.livejournal.com]

Putta Littlechild

[0olong.livejournal.com]

Seriously?! As a pornstar name, that's just... so, so wrong.

[neriedes.livejournal.com]

indeed..

[paddie-gal.livejournal.com]

Fonzie Morris!

[loveandgarbage.livejournal.com]

SU78SN04729 Richardson

Suppose that's what you get for keeping pigeons.

[dalglir.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[surliminal.livejournal.com]

Er.. http://blogscript.blogspot.com/2006/07/security-101.html .

[0olong.livejournal.com]

Holy crap dude. With a name like that, how have you held off making porn for so long?

...or, er, have you not?

[taromazzy.livejournal.com]

I've never had a pet - whats the alternative?

[andrewducker]

A husband.

[oldbaldchris.livejournal.com]

LOL