Aiee! My Eyes!
Jul. 17th, 2005 11:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Back in Edinburgh, an hour and a half late following train problems (and have received a text from Lilian who is having even worse ones due to a fire at Newcastle). My first act (after some food and watching the program on gender) has been to turn LJ-Cuts back on, so I don't accidentally see the plot of the latest Harry Potter. It has, of course, arrived while I was away and is waiting to be devoured... Anyone spoiling it will be killed horribly, of course.
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Date: 2005-07-18 07:34 am (UTC)just in case:
Date: 2005-07-17 10:48 pm (UTC)THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER
THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY
HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE
RON CONTRACTS HERPES
THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR
VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP
HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS
SNAPE HAS RHYTHM
MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE
DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR
HOGWARTS EXPLODES
SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER
HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI
THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS
NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR
HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON
HERMIONE ANNOUNCES SHE HAD A SEX CHANGE BY THE GUYS ON NIP/TUCK AND CHRISTIAN ENDED UP DOING HER