Aiee! My Eyes!

[andrewducker]

Back in Edinburgh, an hour and a half late following train problems (and have received a text from Lilian who is having even worse ones due to a fire at Newcastle).  My first act (after some food and watching the program on gender) has been to turn LJ-Cuts back on, so I don't accidentally see the plot of the latest Harry Potter.  It has, of course, arrived while I was away and is waiting to be devoured...  Anyone spoiling it will be killed horribly, of course.

Comments

[themongkey.livejournal.com]

Does saying that JKR is a talentless hack count as spoiling? ;o)

[andrewducker]

Well, saying things I'm unlikely to believe doesn't count, no :=>

[broin.livejournal.com]

You could tell me that every day and I wouldn't mind. :D

[oldbaldchris.livejournal.com]

Yes! , I'm not the only one who thinks that! , lol

just in case:

[broin.livejournal.com]

J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY

HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR

VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP

HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

SNAPE HAS RHYTHM

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS

NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR

HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON

HERMIONE ANNOUNCES SHE HAD A SEX CHANGE BY THE GUYS ON NIP/TUCK AND CHRISTIAN ENDED UP DOING HER