The seven best positions in bed

[andrewducker]

Are here.

Having been woken by

• cats eating bits of plastic


• cats purring on my head


• cats wondering what was under the duvet


• cats playfighting on my knees


• cats running up and down the corridoor

I can assure you that the best one is very much like number 2.

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

*snarf*!!!

[pisica.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Did 'wondering what was under the duvet' include 'attacking it with all claws extended just in case'?

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

I like no 4 myself.