Fantastic

[andrewducker]

The BNP (racist right wing bastards) accidentally hired a black DJ for their XMas Party...

BNP organiser Bob Garner admitted: "There was a bit of a cock-up. The chap who booked him didn't realise. The DJ sounded white on the phone.

Cheers to spidermonster for that one.

Comments

[octopoid-horror.livejournal.com]

They must be middle class BNP - they just left without saying anything ;-)

[derumi.livejournal.com]

How do we know he didn't just have some sort of skin disease that's turned him black?

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

Yeah. What a mistake. They meant to hire a transvestite.

[blue-condition.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the episode of Phoenix Nights where Potter hires a racist folk-group "Half A Shilling". Lovely songs like "Send the buggers back...".....

I do wonder if Peter Kay knows something we don't about Lancashire folkies "Fivepenny Piece" who always used to stink up Mike Harding shows.... ;)