Trying not to post these, but failing totally...

[andrewducker]

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[seannau.livejournal.com]

omg secession :(

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

It's leaving out DC where the vote was 90% Kerry.

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

HEY!!! We are NOT imbred!!! We just don't like gays.

And abortion.

And, you know, non-christians. But other than that we're FINE.

[the-gardener.livejournal.com]

One would love to adopt, but blue means conservative.

Perhaps they could be persuaded to exchange colours with the reds....