Do not read this post

[andrewducker]

Do not read this sentence. Do not read the sentence before this sentence. Do not read the sentence after this sentence. This sentence is banned. This sentence is hallucinatory. This sentence no longer exists. An error occurs in this sentance. Two errors occur in this sentences. These sentences are lying to you. These sentences are part of a government conspiracy to manipulate your consciousness. Is it working? How would you know unless you failed to follow my instructions not to read this post? Do not think of red roses. Do not anticipate the next sentence. The previous sentence was invisible, but it contained the key to all knowledge. The sentence just after this one explains how to see the invisible sentences in this post. This sentence points out that you are still reading this post despite my having asked you not to. This sentence is full of danger. This sentence is an interdimensional being cleverly disguised as a self-referential sentence. This sentence was once part of an ancient alchemical text. This sentence is changing you. The next sentence will cause you to become completely enlightened. Do not read this sentence.

Comments

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Fnord, bay-bee.

[pisica.livejournal.com]

Heh. I once copy-edited an English-language newspaper in Bucharest, and (at the request of a friend) stuck a fnord in it. No word yet on the long-term effects. :)

[drjon.livejournal.com]

I don't know, man. I didn't do it.

[biscuitware.livejournal.com]

That's a great icon - do you mind if I use it ?

It wasn't me :S

[drjon.livejournal.com]

> That's a great icon - do you mind if I use it ?

I don't know, man. I didn't do it *grin*

That is pure NLP

[garthmyl.livejournal.com]

To be serious the unconscious mind does not see the 'do not' - so one focuses on what one is told not to do/say. Thus the signs that say 'don't walk on the grass' or the mother who says 'don't touch that' are subjecting themselves to futility.

Re: That is pure NLP

[avatar.livejournal.com]

What? Why not? And what's NLP?

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

Ow! My brainmeats!

A.

[andrewducker]

I was thinking of you when I posted that...

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

Yeeeee! I am thought of! During cool things!

A.

[robhu.livejournal.com]

Just watched Dagon.

[ipslore.livejournal.com]

All right, I didn't read it. Now what?

[octopoid-horror.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to alarm you, but a Hitherto Unknown Island is rising in the Pacific, Alderbaran has moved in the sky and is above the horizon, and strange chants are coming from isolated mountaintop caves.

Ia! Ia!