Bored of Sex

[andrewducker]

[Poll #337739]

Comments

[drainboy.livejournal.com]

And what constitutes the length of time you're having sex? From first fully clothed kiss to the last moment of post-coital cuddle? Does the pizza afterwards count too if you eat it gazing lovingly into your shag-biscuit's eyes (no fear, I've never used that phrase before, nor will I again) or is it only from first groinal ram to last vague groan 18 seconds later as you finish the job (SARCASM! I'M BEING FUNNY DAMMIT).

Cos that might affect my answering of your poll.

[octopoid-horror.livejournal.com]

You missed the "subtract the time taken out while you stop in the middle to ask random questions which betray the stupid things you've just been thinking about that aren't sex..." bit.

Or, in the case of the Poll-owner... the "get up, wander off, emerge elsewhere in flat reading a comic and wearing a towel, start checking email/watching TV that someone else is watching, then be dragged back to bedroom by unsatisfied woman, also clad in towel, but without comic."

Wow, having pizza there afterwards is pretty smooth. I guess, if you've got your timing down, you could phone in an order, then be just finished as the doorbell rings....