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[andrewducker]

Come *on* and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my *bread* with the juice! I'm *fuel-injected*, I'll live forever and remember it afterwards! My physical type *cannot* be classified by science, my `familiar' is a python, I feed it dinosaurs! I take drugs! I pick the fucking terror of the god damn bodiless fiends out of my *brow*. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! I use a triceratops for a prophylactic; I'm *thicker, harder* and *meaner* than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spoor!

From The Subgenius Brag Generator, courtesy of the ever-cuddly drainboy.

Comments

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

and there was me thinking you had hacked into my private lj posts

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

that's brilliant!

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

I'm getting this post-Life of Brian image of you referring to everyone as "ever-cuddly" from now on until the phrase is defused.

Or else, um.

[andrewducker]

You're being terribly perceptive today.

[drainboy.livejournal.com]

I _am_ ever-cuddly.

Try me, one size fits all.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

We are all ever-cuddly.

Except green_amber, of course.

[acpizza.livejournal.com]

fuel inject == no carbs?

[andrewducker]

That rant was automatically generated.

I'm on a low-carb diet, but no-carb would just be dumb (for any length of time, anyway).