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Date: 2004-04-18 03:16 am (UTC)Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
But then I dare say that's just me ...
Nature?
Date: 2004-04-18 04:02 am (UTC)Re: Nature?
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Date: 2004-04-18 09:58 pm (UTC)A poor farmer goes to the priest to ask for a parsyer to say. "You see I'm not very bright so it has to be short."
The priset thinks a moment and replied "Hmmmm,... since Jesus is the Lamb of God it just might work. Try this one, 'Lamb of God, watch over me.'"
"Good, that one is nice and short."
"Okay. Say it every day and come back next year." (At this time you were required to go to mass of be forever dam,ned but you only had to go once a year. Bessides, farmers are awfully busy people.)
So the following year the farmer goes back to the priest who asks him, "How did it go? Did you pray every day?"
"Yes I did, jhust like this, 'Sheep of God, watch over me.'"
"What? Sheep? I told you to pray to Jesus, the *lamb* of God."
"But it's been a year. He's gotta be a sheep by now."
Bah dum dump ching!
Katja, the song and dance girl