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This is pretty much my perfect joke.

Date: 2004-04-18 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missedith01.livejournal.com
My perfect joke is:

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

But then I dare say that's just me ...

Nature?

Date: 2004-04-18 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opusfluke.livejournal.com
Sorry to point out the blindly obvious but if Nature abhors a vacuum why is there so much of the nothingness in "the gulfs of space"? Answer would seem to be poetice licence i.e. it's scientifically wrong but it sounds so good. (Oo-er!)

Date: 2004-04-18 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillcarl.livejournal.com
But surely the perfect joke should be able to be translated into any language? (And yes - at one word at a time;)

Date: 2004-04-18 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainstorm.livejournal.com
My favourite joke is very long. It's great.

Date: 2004-04-18 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ekatarina.livejournal.com
I had an actual medieval joke passed on to me by my Medi 360 prof.

A poor farmer goes to the priest to ask for a parsyer to say. "You see I'm not very bright so it has to be short."

The priset thinks a moment and replied "Hmmmm,... since Jesus is the Lamb of God it just might work. Try this one, 'Lamb of God, watch over me.'"

"Good, that one is nice and short."

"Okay. Say it every day and come back next year." (At this time you were required to go to mass of be forever dam,ned but you only had to go once a year. Bessides, farmers are awfully busy people.)

So the following year the farmer goes back to the priest who asks him, "How did it go? Did you pray every day?"

"Yes I did, jhust like this, 'Sheep of God, watch over me.'"

"What? Sheep? I told you to pray to Jesus, the *lamb* of God."

"But it's been a year. He's gotta be a sheep by now."


Bah dum dump ching!

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