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Mar. 4th, 2004 10:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andrewduckerRETIREMENT PLAN:
If I had bought $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be now worth $49.
With Enron, I would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With Worldcom, I would have less than $5.00 left.
If I had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the bottles for the 10-cent deposit, I would have $214.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-keg.
If I had bought $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be now worth $49.
With Enron, I would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With Worldcom, I would have less than $5.00 left.
If I had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the bottles for the 10-cent deposit, I would have $214.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-keg.
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