I hate being ill

[andrewducker]

I have no attention span. I ache whenever I cough, which seems to be _more_ often than yesterday. I was getting better, goddamit!

I'm off to dose myself up with anything useful I can find in the bathroom...

Comments

[broin.livejournal.com]

Remember to avoid Vitamin C!

[sarcaustik.livejournal.com]

Two words: Medicinal Whisky.

Get well soon.

[cx650.livejournal.com]

Just got back from Doc with similar, my sympathy m8. Suggest honey in coffee instead of sugar, it works for me.

[octopoid-horror.livejournal.com]

Maybe you have SARS.

We could deny your existence for a while, then take you out a back door, pour petrol over you and burn you up to prevent your infection spreading, if you like?

Or you might have zombie-plague. Apparently there's a lot of it about. The treatment is much the same.

[kpollock.livejournal.com]

As I said, none of it actually does any good, but you can always hope for the placebo effect :-)