Very cool, if true

I have to guess what my name is for banks and doctors. Everything would be much easier if the government would *ask me what my name is* instead of insisting I have a passport and driving licence in my Official Name which nobody has used since I was three weeks old. I also have to keep track of which systems are still operating on my previous address because the automated processing will do the wrong thing if I officially tell them I've moved (or because I have no motive force and haven't got around to updating everything yet).