Date: 2019-10-27 01:56 pm (UTC)
strange_complex: (Ulysses 31)
From: [personal profile] strange_complex
Actual lol at the novelisation!

Hit men

Date: 2019-10-27 03:04 pm (UTC)
lsanderson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lsanderson
In the long ago at my father's funeral, the bright spot, if you can call it that, was the news that a member of the family two of his sister's married into, had called a 'hitman' in Las Vegas to take out his wife -- with whom he was in the process of divorcing -- rather than hiring a great divorce attorney at the getgo. The 'hitman' turned him over to the police. The lesson learned, if there is one, is hire a good divorce lawyer first, and if you can't do that, hire a real hitman, not the somebody that somebody that somebody knows in Las Vegas.
Edited Date: 2019-10-27 03:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2019-10-27 06:25 pm (UTC)
simont: A picture of me in 2016 (Default)
From: [personal profile] simont
The odd thing about the hitmen story is that all five of the hitmen were convicted of attempted murder – including the one who decided not to murder the target, and instead attempted to conspire with the target to defraud his (the hitman's) employer.

Not saying that there's no crime you could possibly pin on hitman #5, but attempting murder seems to me like the one thing he could make a good argument that he didn't do.

Date: 2019-10-27 11:09 pm (UTC)
dewline: Text - "On the DEWLine" (Default)
From: [personal profile] dewline
Yeah. That is an odd quirk of organized crime law, there...odd, but perhaps inevitable.

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