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andrewduckerI've been scanned!
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
test yourself here
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
test yourself here
