Arrrr, it be a pirate poll

[andrewducker]

[Poll #1797778]

Comments

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

I don't know why anyone would pick anything other than "Pirates."

Like, you really think John Depp can do better than Belladonna and Jesse Jane tripping the clit fantastic?

[andrewducker]

I was actually thinking of the 1986 Polanski movie. But I shall see how the voting goes!

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

You should probably clarify since the Jesse Jane version was hugely popular.

Teagan does well in that movie too.

[andrewducker]

It's only had one vote in total so far...

And I think you overestimate how actually popular porn movies are. I'd be willing to guess than less than 10% of the people reading this journal had even heard of it, let alone seen it.

[alitheapipkin.livejournal.com]

I'd never heard of it but I'm generally considered sweet and innocent ;) Maybe you should add a question to the poll, I'm curious now!

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

It's porn, but it actually has a plot, and good acting and CGI special effects, so while it's explicit, I don't totally consider it a porn movie in my mind, more a normal pirate movie where people just happen to get it on.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The dude who plays the Jack Sparrow role has this stupid grin on his face through the whole thing. He's all, like "Dude, they're PAYING me to do this? AWESOME!"

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I bet Johnny Depp is astounded they pay him to be in POTC films...

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Damn, this is good to hear. I've been wanting to see that movie for ages. Porn with plot and acting and special effects AND explicit sex? BRING IT ON.

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's really good. And they even went to the extra effort of hiring guys that don't look like trolls.

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

They even bothered to make the cover look like a movie that you wouldn't be particularly embarrassed to walk out of the store with.

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I've seen the cover! Came within a hair's width of buying it once, but wanted to hear a good review of it first. Now I intend to grab it as soon as I may. =) Many thanks!

[bart-calendar.livejournal.com]

It's an unusual porn though. It did over $20 million in sales, which is higher than many legit films, and unlike most porn movies, was shown in normal movie theaters alongside non porn films.

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

I've heard of it! It was a smash hit among my friends group at my university. The best bit was the CGI skeleton fight at the end.

[andrewducker]

Go vote on the other poll!

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

Sir yes sir!

[andrewducker]

Much appreciated!