My only excuse is that I'm not really awake yet.

[andrewducker]

[Poll #1770816]

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[don-fitch.livejournal.com]

And my excuse for responding is that (in California, c. 1 AM) I'm not quite asleep yet, and have been, on a whim, drinking a tall glass of orange juice with a few glugs of rum in it (which I'll regret because although it'll cause me to fall asleep soon, it'll also cause me to wake up in about two hours).

[meaningrequired.livejournal.com]

I vote for FedUPSex

[andrewducker]

You win!

(dammit, why didn't I think of that?)

[autopope.livejournal.com]

You forgot some other option:

[X] ParcelForce!

(Then they get to sue RM's former subsidiary for ownership of the trademark.)