Overheard in a toilet

[andrewducker]

Small child comes in with alternative looking mother. Small child has a temporary tattoo of a dolphin on her arm.
Little Old Lady: "That's a very pretty dolphin!"
Small Child: "It's just like the one mummy has on her vagina!"
Adults: deathly silence.

(via flickgc on G+)

Comments

[nickys]

Oh dear... :-)

[sashajwolf]

That'll teach her to make cutesy, patronising remarks about a child's appearance!

[undeadbydawn.livejournal.com]

daughter discovered what a penis is, and now takes profound pleasure in using the word as often as polite conversation allows.

which is surprisingly often

[davesangel.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's the funniest thing I think I've read all week, thanks for posting! :)

[likeneontubing.livejournal.com]

hehe