Recent history in 4 acts

[andrewducker]

Act III
Scene II
USA: Ok, we're going to go after countries that arm terrorists, countries that possess Weapons of Mass Destruction!
World: Like nuclear weapons? Countries like Israel (or the USA)?
North Korea: Pick me, pick me! I'm working on nukes!
USA: You're what? Um... no, not nukes, like...um... chemical or biological weapons. Or countries that might buy nukes... you know. like... countries with crazy dictators, and...
North Korea: PICK ME! I'M CRAZY! I COULD FLIP OUT RIGHT NOW!
USA: Like Iraq!!

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