I may have giggled too much

[andrewducker]

A:"Knock knock."

B:"Who's there?"

A:"Interrupting coefficient of friction."

B:"Interrupting coeffici-"

A:"μ!!!!!"

via this collection of "intellectual jokes".

Comments

[star-tourmaline.livejournal.com]

These made me very happy, thank you. Particularly like the Heisenberg ones.

[dalglir.livejournal.com]

lots of LOLs.

Really cheered up my morning.

Especially like the 'Martinus' joke.

Hur hur hur.

[spacelem.livejournal.com]

Heh, after half an hour of laughing at these, I got to use some at coffee today. One guy spontaneously gave the interrupting cow knock-knock joke ("Moo!"), and I retorted with the one you just quoted!

I am now banned from making bad jokes at coffee :(

[atreic.livejournal.com]

That's very good :-)

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop. The policeman says "Do you realize you were going exactly 100 miles an hour?" Heisenberg replies, "You bastard! Now I'm lost!"

(one of the jokes on the link.)

[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

This and the original joke are AWESOME.

[simont]

There seems to be a new variant of that joke every time I hear it. My favourite has always been the one in which the cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "Yes" – and vanishes.

[drjon.livejournal.com]

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