Date: 2010-10-13 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
Why the hell don't you like cheese?

What's WRONG with you?

Date: 2010-10-13 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
I'm reconsidering our friendship.

I can just about understand someone who doesn't like incredibly strong mature cheddar. I mean, you could like goat's cheese, or prefer a nice ripe brie perhaps. Maybe you were some kind of snob who wouldn't eat cheese unless it was mouldy, weird but okay.

But not liking cheese at all?

Date: 2010-10-13 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
I'd suggest maybe you turned foreign, except foreigners all like cheeses. Weird cheeses, certainly and in the case of some, things that aren't really cheese but loosely resemble it, but they still like it.

Were you abducted and probed by aliens who then replaced your brain's cheese centre?

Date: 2010-10-13 08:10 pm (UTC)
matgb: Artwork of 19th century upper class anarchist, text: MatGB (Default)
From: [personal profile] matgb
There is a worse aspect to this. Someone that doesn't like cheese, by default, also doesn't like pizza.

@Andrew, just cheese, or other lactose & glutamate based foodstuffs as well?

Date: 2010-10-13 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
But I've seen him eat pizza!

Andrew - account for this discrepancy immediately!

Date: 2010-10-13 08:15 pm (UTC)
matgb: Artwork of 19th century upper class anarchist, text: MatGB (Default)
From: [personal profile] matgb
Bwuh? This makes no sense.

I've had a housemate and, separately, a girlfriend who were lactose intolerant, ergo no cheese, and therefore no pizza. Given that cheap pizza was my default meal at the time, this caused a problem for cheap student dates :-(

Date: 2010-10-13 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
Scrape the cheese from pizza and have some kind of weird student-style bruschetta :-p

Date: 2010-10-13 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
If you enjoy delicious melty baked goats cheese, I can forgive you.

Date: 2010-10-13 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
You could say that our continuing friendship depends upon it.

Date: 2010-10-14 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undeadbydawn.livejournal.com
I am allergic to pizza.

I vom furiously whenever I touch the stuff. It is most distressing
[i will refrain from describing my thoughts regarding cheese]

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