Just in case you were wondering

[andrewducker]

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To my left is Julie, resting against a large cushion (about a metre square) which she sewed together herself. I'm not sure whether to use the cushion as a weapon, or Julie. Or possibly get Julie to use the cushion as a weapon against the impending zombie hordes. In any case, I'm sure that we'll be fine :->

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[matgb]

A pile of (clean) laundry or a coolbag, or, given it's shelves, a wireless keyboard with a battery stuck in it that I can't get out.

This is probably fortunate, as all of them would be more use than Roxy, who was sat there until a minute or two ago, and would almost certainly try to lick the zombies to death.

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

A large heavy beer mug. I might be able to smash in one skull with it before it shatters in my hand, cutting my skin to pieces in the process. I'd much rather have grabbed one of the 4 kitchen knives directly to my right, or maybe the rifle 2 feet behind me, or one of 7 usable swords 6 feet behind me.

But it'll do for the first one that charges through my door. I can then GET TO the other things.

[moosedevil.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I have a choice between a pint glass and a really heavy book!

[zz]

the ceiling?! (i'm lying on my side with the laptop on its side too)

[makyo.livejournal.com]

It's a post-it note attached to the edge of my monitor, bearing the dates of the UK censuses from 1841-1901. I suspect I wouldn't last very long in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

It's a cigarette lighter. Are zombies combustible?

[kvlt-kitty.livejournal.com]

A Hoegaarden pint glass 1/4 full of tap water.

Gonna glass them zombies :).

[dommy-nick.livejournal.com]

I have an attack ginger cat! Well, he is an attack cat at times, but right now he's snoring cutely.

[kvlt-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hopefully there'll be enough room to swing a cat *groan*.

[poisonduk.livejournal.com]

He only attacks if there's a grumpy grey cat involved! Offer him food and that ginger cat rolls over and purrs! I reckon Mewsli would be a better bet if attack cats are required.

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

A lightweight aluminum desk lamp, for me. Not terribly bright (15W compact fluorescent) and not heavy or durable enough to act as a club more than once.

-- Steve's doomed to be zombie chow by this meme.

[hirez.livejournal.com]

That would be a NeXT turboslab, which is currently propping up a bakelite rotary phone and a Quasimidi 309.

So I guess I can confuse the shambling hordes with skronk techno and UI arguments for long enough that I can phone for help. Or, um, something.

[robhu.livejournal.com]

Desk fan with the safety grill 'dangerously' removed :)

[bracknellexile.livejournal.com]

A wine glass? I'll be fine as long as it's a middle-class zombie.

[soon_lee]

Mine's a bottle of New Zealand Syrah. It's a weapon that doubles as supplies.

[xquiq.livejournal.com]

Until a few moments ago, it was a cat, which I suspect may be quite a good weapon against zombies.

It's is now a glass of Remy Martin, which if probably more of 'something to turn to when doomed' persuasion.

[diotina.livejournal.com]

A SAD lamp--do zombies have functioning pineal glands?

[opusfluke.livejournal.com]

A plasterboard wall? That's it. Now wait! The cork noticeboard thing on it! No, that's not much better. If I were in my flat I'd at least have pens and pencils to my left...

[likeneontubing.livejournal.com]

a tub of hair elasticiser. we'll have some great looking hair on them zombies fo' sure.

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

A toothbrush. Well, at least I'll be able to ensure I die with dignity and good dental hygiene.

[dreema.livejournal.com]

I'm doomed. It's a little yellow duck with a squeaker.

[the-locster.livejournal.com]

The left hand computer monitor of course :) Which is a shame 'cause there's a pretty solid desk lamp to the right.

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

The arrow is pointing out of the window...I have space to my left.

[andrewducker]

Use it wisely!

[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

A Fostek mini studio monitor speaker. Suppose I'd turn it up to 11 and play something evil. Or just whack things with it - it's a heavy old bugger.

[neferet.livejournal.com]

I have a choce between knitting needles, dressmakers scissors or the latest issue of grimms fairytales. Somehow I don't think the zombies will be distracted by a comic while I run for my sword....

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

In my case it's a tamborine. I suspect the zombies are going to win this battle.

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

A badminton racquet. Sadly not mine.

[woodpijn.livejournal.com]

An uplighter, which would actually be pretty useful. Either I could use it as a seven-foot club, or I could prod the zombies with the hot end in the hope that it would fry them in the same way that it frequently does moths and daddy-long-legs.

52 inch blade two handed sword.

[zornhau.livejournal.com]

Thing it might help?

[magenta-wings.livejournal.com]

oooh I get knitting needles and a ball of wool - AWESOME

[lilaanne.livejournal.com]

My towel. Very Hitchhiker's Guide but I'm not sure yet how it's going to work exactly

[nmg.livejournal.com]

It's curtains for me (both literally and, I suspect, figuratively).

[eduard-green.livejournal.com]

A really heavy wine glass, but oh! Its my favourite :( Can I just leap out the window and wing it? I don't have much hope for the double tap with a wine glass anyway.

[drdoug.livejournal.com]

It's a largeish houseplant. The pot is just the right weight for me to be able to give it a good heave, while still packing enough momentum to stall a zombie briefly. That gives me time to grab the folded ironing board, which I should be able to get enough of a swing with to smash in its skull. Then I can leg it out to the shed, where there is a powerful cordless hedgetrimmer with a freshly charged battery in an easy-to-grab position. Rzzz! Rzzz!

[daisyflip.livejournal.com]

I'm screwed. I have Denver's bum.

[pigwotflies.livejournal.com]

An almost empty spray bottle of 'Protector C: Insecticidal surface and space spray'. I suppose it might protect me for a little while against zombie insects? And then I could throw the bottle at them and run away.

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

My favourite cuddly toy. I am doomed.

[simont]

A cross-cut paper shredder. Provided the zombies are all flat, very thin, and A4 size, I should be laughing.