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Date: 2010-08-23 08:27 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-08-23 11:23 am (UTC)(Also, if we're allowed fantasy defences, like Slayers and movie-scientists, we'd almost certainly win, on the evidence we have.)
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Date: 2010-08-23 11:32 am (UTC)Slow zombies would be wiped out nigh-instantly.
Werewolves would be trivial to take down, unless they were very well organised.
Fast zombies are the only ones that strike me as a big threat. If they hit mainland Europe, for instance, then evacuating to the USA and hoping that the Bering Straits could be held would be about our best bet.
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Date: 2010-08-23 11:47 am (UTC)On the zombies, most fix has a hopelessly unrealistic model of population dynamics. Am mobile atm so can't cite, but ISTR the literature backs mr up here - there's a chance but we have to hit hard and quickly. We'll never believe the threat in time.
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Date: 2010-08-23 11:50 am (UTC)I shall look forward to your future comment about zombies - so far as I can see, the number of bodies which would be mobile are quite slim. They also move slowly and are reasonably easily disabled. Fast zombies/Infected are, of course, a different matter.
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:24 pm (UTC)I'm sure I've seen something before which calculated the speed of Infected movement across Europe from the end of 28 Weeks Later, but I can't find it at the moment.
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Date: 2010-08-23 12:53 pm (UTC)Skin as hard as stone, move to fast to see, all of them can throw trucks around, and they don't have any pesky problems with daylight, stakes, or garlic... (except for that sparkling thing)
And that's just the regular not-old ones.
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Date: 2010-08-23 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-23 11:32 am (UTC)Although there is the Daybreakers scenario where, if you've turned all the normal humans into vampires, what do the vampires drink to stay alive? Then mankind might not survive.
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Date: 2010-08-23 11:46 am (UTC)Worth a look on DVD if you've got an evening to kill.
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Date: 2010-08-23 12:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-23 01:22 pm (UTC)Actually, that's not true, I have mostly negative feelings about burlesque.
My dislike, however, is motivated less by it being just another form of objectification of women excused/obfuscated by the costumes/atmosphere being 'vintage' (although I think that's exactly what it is on a mainstream level) than by the subculture revival of it mostly being overrun with talentless amateurs who couldn't carry a rhythm if you impanted a metronome in their pelvis and who moreover I would really rather didn't take their clothes off (in a 'sexy' way that is - I have no objection to naked people in general) in front of me.
Which is not to say I don't think they should take their clothes off and jiggle provocatively - if that makes them feel empowered or whatever that's lovely for them, but I sort of feel like it's ceased to be about the audience any more at that point and becomes solely about the performer - their experience, their empowerment, their sense of self.
That's great, but if I'm paying to watch you wander about aimlessly on stage throwing bits of clothing around as a celebration of your positive self-image, you might just as well stand on the street with a bucket and a sign reading "I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MY BODY: PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY".
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:59 pm (UTC)I, also, have no interest in people just taking their clothes off at me.
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:34 pm (UTC)Vamps/werewolves it would really depend on the mythos. Buffy vampires: Probably - even without a slayer. Twlight/WoD vamps: less likely.
Werewolves that could only turn on a full moon: no problem. Werewolves who can turn whenever they like... more worrying. It would also depend whether their infectious bite worked only in wolf form or at all times, whether the fluid transfer had to be through a bite or if a simple injection of their aliva/blood was sufficient, and how organised they were about their infection attempts. It would also depend whether they were just ordinary wolves or if they had a WoD/Wolfman-style 'Crinos' form.
Fast zombies would eat us for breakfast. Literally.
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Date: 2010-08-23 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-23 03:20 pm (UTC)Really? I know this is common with strip bars - the performers are largely just there for the cash, but the burlesque stuff I know of is largely populated by amateurs doing it either for fun, or small amounts of cash as a sideline.
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Date: 2010-08-23 03:31 pm (UTC)Threat Assessment...
Date: 2010-08-23 03:32 pm (UTC)So, with that in mind:
1a: Defcon 4 - localised threat to small and isolated communities, no threat where there is an organised military/militia
1b: Defcon 1 - major worldwide threat, potentially overwhelming dependent on the speed/ferocity of the outbreak and whether suitable counter-measures can be employed in time
Fast Zombies/Infected: This would have to be contained almost instantly at source, otherwise you'd be looking at a mass nuclear strike within a very short space of time. More than a few hours and the outbreak would be unstoppable. Not so bad for the rest of the world if the outbreak is on an island (e.g. Britain, Ireland, Japan, Australia), a bit shit if it's somewhere on a continental land mass (excluding Antarctica for obvious reasons, it's already got the Thing and various Cthulhoid monstrosities to worry about).
Defcon 1: depending on the speed and scale of the response, it could be a world-killer
Vampires/werewolves: Hard to say. Depends on any number of variables, including but not limited to:
-what are their intentions for the rest of Humanity?
-how organised are they?
-what (if any) special powers do they possess?
-what are their limitations/weaknesses?
Depending on these, they could be anywhere from Defcon 4 to Defcon 1. If you're talking World of Darkness/New WoD, then I would put them at Defcon 2 - a major threat, combat with them would change the world as we knew it, casualties would be huge but not insurmountable