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MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other cities of Middle Earth today to protest what they termed a rush to war with Mordor.

"We need more time for diplomacy," said a key member of the Middle Earth Security Council, Saruman the White. "I am not convinced by the evidence presented by my esteemed colleague, Gandalf the Grey, or that the Dark Lord Sauron presents an imminent danger to the peoples of the West."

Many of the people protesting war in Mordor agreed with Saruman's remarks. "Sauron says he's destroyed his Rings of Mass Destruction (RMD) and that's good enough for me," said one fellow carrying a sign that said, "Elrond is a Balrog."

Another demonstrator urged, "Give the RMD inspectors more time. There's no reason to rush to any judgment just because Mount Doom is belching lava, the Dark Tower is rebuilt, and Osgiliath has been decimated."

A third protester piped up, "I haven't heard a single bit of convincing evidence connecting the Nazgul with Sauron. I think they destroyed Osgiliath on their own initiative without any support from Sauron. Besides, it's understandable they're angry with Gondor. We haven't done nearly as much for the Orcs and Goblins and Easterlings as the Nazgul and Sauron have. It's understandable they throw their support to them. It's our own fault really."

As the protesters continued their march through the city, they chanted, "No blood for Mount Doom," voicing a common sentiment that the leaders of the Western peoples are really seeking to get their hands on the powerful Mount Doom, where the One Ring of Power was allegedly forged.

Gandalf the Grey was unavailable for comment. A spokesman said he was in an undisclosed underground location, which sources codenamed: Moria.

Date: 2003-04-01 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simmah.livejournal.com
Hee hee hee hee!

Imagination is more important than knowledge! : )ยด

a question

Date: 2003-04-01 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autodidactic.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm probably dim for asking, but are you a supporter of the war or not?

This won't affect our friendship, at least not for me, anyway. I'm against it, of course, but the handful of friends that I do have that are in support of the war help keep me sharp about my arguments and stuff, sort of like the friends of mine that don't like Michael Moore and tell me to check my resources.

It's hard these days, considering the gigantic load of misinformation and different points of view...

Anyway, I was just curious.

Yer pal always,
A.

p.s. I should be up in Ediburgh pr'y around the seventh of June or so...

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