flickgc pointed me towards
the story of the naughty horse who learned to say "no" to drugs (source of my new icon).
henriksdal pointed me at
a discreet form of personal protection.
and
is_not_well left a link to
Nerd Phonesex, which I'm sure I've seen before, but is still terribly funny. Took me a while to recognise the woman from The Daily Show in it.
All by myself I found Ctrl-Alt-Del's
take on Spider-Man 3, which contains no spoilers if you've seen the trailer, or even heard the word "Venom" before.
What a great way to start the day.