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(and yes, I know, I've been playing it in teeny increments for months - in a moment, it may be apparent why it's taking me so long)

Andy is sneaking into a small farm.  There are various small outbuildings, and a larger multi-story house.  He works his way slowly towards the nearest building and waits for a soldier to leave it.  They do, and get a bullet straight up their nose.

Andy: "Ha, take that."

More soldiers hear the shooting and come running.  As they do, each one is neatly taken out by a short burst.

Andy: Take that!  And that!  Puny mortals, fall before my implacable accuracy!

Moments later there are no soldiers left standing.  Andy moves towards the main building cautiously, and once inside, makes his way up the stairs.  There, in the middle of the room are some supply crates.

Andy: "Aha!  Looks like a trap.  I'll sneak around the corner and see if I can catch the soldiers off-guard."

He moves around the corner and comes nose to nose with a hulking brute, covered in giant spiders.  One of the spiders chitters and shifts, preparing to leap at Andy.

Andy: "OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShit!"

Bullets hit the floor, the ceiling, the walls, the supply crate and a nearby table.  Andy accidentally switches to the wrong gun, then to grenades, which bounce off the wall and nearly take him out, then finally to the right gun.  More bullets fly off in useless directions.

Andy: "OhFuckOhFuckOhFuckOhFuck!"

One of the spiders finally gets around to leaping towards Andy, with a menacing scream.

Andy: "GetItOffMyFACE!!!!!"

The screen hazes into yellow as the poison takes effect.  Andy hits QuickLoad, reappearing 30 seconds previously outside the house, feeling pretty stupid.  Taking a deep breath he goes back into the house, to the room with the spiders in it, readies his weapon and turns round the corner.

Andy: "Aaaaieeeeee!!! Die!!! Die!!! Die!!!!"

10 seconds and vastly too much wasted ammunition later, the spiders are dead.  Andy feels pretty stupid and goes off to complain to his flatmate that while killing soldiers is fun, the fucking spider things (and, indeed, the insect things) are not good for his nerves.  He then returns, and just to be on the safe side, shoots the limp spider corpses.  You can't be too careful.

(Realistically speaking, a spider will go down in about 3 bullets - about the same as a soldier.  If I didn't panic *every* *single* *time* they came on screen, I'd be in no danger at all.  Oh, and I now itch all over.)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserboy.livejournal.com
Wuss! ;-)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
We -all- know what happens when you play games with sharks in them, or do I need to re-tell anecdotes?

(I never screamed while playing Eternal Darkness, oh no. that was someone else, yep)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserboy.livejournal.com
Sure I screamed during the Great White boss battle in the Dreamcast Ecco the Dolphin but that was because, due to a graphical glitch, when the shark started chasing me during the 'bait' tactic, the camera cut to a virtual shark-mouth-cam with the teeth on the top and bottom of the screen.. as it got closer and closer to me. I should not be *expected* to cope with that. ;-)

Being unexpectedly knocked out of the boat by a shark when I was happily sailing along in Wind Waker was also uncalled for.

Which part of Eternal Darkness? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming it's the bathroom bit....

Date: 2005-09-21 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
No, it was when I was playing it, with the lights off, and was waiting for my health to come back, since I was um... I think I was in the temple under the sands in the middle east, not sure which time period, and one of the torches I was standing next to went "crackle" and I -screamed-... Some of the insanity effects were bloody terrifying too - the banging on doors etc.

I -seem- to remember being told about a certain someone who was once afraid to put their feet on the floor in case a shark somehow came through it ;-)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserboy.livejournal.com
I was playing Ecco on no sleep!!!! ;-)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
Why were you playing it at all? It sucked...

Date: 2005-09-22 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserboy.livejournal.com
Nah, it was good. Just not my thing. Drowning, when you can only actually live in the water, sucks.

Date: 2005-09-22 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnbobshaun.livejournal.com
Dude, I saw you panic over the sharks in the Wind Waker as well :-)

Date: 2005-09-22 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserboy.livejournal.com
I deny nothing. I was, however, surprised at their inclusion in the game. It went from happy shiny kids game to Jaws 2.

Date: 2005-09-22 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poisonduk.livejournal.com
I'd hoped to push Eternal Darkness to the back of my mind and you suddenly bring it all up again!! I had to sleep with the lights on, the burglar alarm set and a squash racket under my bed for about a week after I had a screaming fit playing it. Even worse when hooked up to the surround sound amp.

Date: 2005-09-22 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserboy.livejournal.com
Heh heh. It's all coming back to me too. I'll need to get my copy back from Ed so I can relive the statues moving around and the doors banging exactly when you don't need that at 2 in the morning.

I hope you completed all three versions and got the proper ending! ;-)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aitkendrum.livejournal.com
I so know the feeling! "Welcome to Black Mesa" *jumps off train and runs away to Alaska*

Date: 2005-09-21 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surliminal.livejournal.com
Conceivably, HL2 is not the game for you?-)

Date: 2005-09-21 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuma.livejournal.com
NEVER play World of Warcraft. The size and variety of insects that attack you will have you curled up in the corner of the room with the lights on scrtaching every inch of your skin :>

Date: 2005-09-21 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
rofl sp1d3r spwnc4mp4d j00.

sp1d3r pwnz0rd j00.

Date: 2005-09-21 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilitufire.livejournal.com
I couldn't even watch my ex playing Half Life.

Not the games for me.

Date: 2005-09-22 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreema.livejournal.com
least you've got an ammocan on the back of the buggy :)

Date: 2005-09-22 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnbobshaun.livejournal.com
Where are you? Is it the highway level? Things don't get any better...

Date: 2005-09-22 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnbobshaun.livejournal.com
LOL! I seem to remember it becomes pretty damn obvious pretty damn quickly. Don't worry you'll soon be at Nova Prospect. Eventhing is *fine* when you get there. No really. *FINE*.

Date: 2005-09-22 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moosedevil.livejournal.com
Heh :)

The headcrab things freak me out too... *shudders*

Date: 2005-09-23 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] code-delphi.livejournal.com
It's somehow good to know that I'm not the only one who is taking a LONG time to finish HL2, taking in small, bite-sized chunks over many months. I don't have the spider issue, however. :-)

Date: 2005-09-24 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azalemeth.livejournal.com
Hehehe - not as quite annoying as the LARGE metroids in metroid prime *shudder*.


It took me about half an hour to systematically kill everything removetly face-grabbing in a room before I went more than two meters from the exit (most particularly bad metroids don't fit through it).

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