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(and yes, I know, I've been playing it in teeny increments for months - in a moment, it may be apparent why it's taking me so long)
Andy is sneaking into a small farm. There are various small outbuildings, and a larger multi-story house. He works his way slowly towards the nearest building and waits for a soldier to leave it. They do, and get a bullet straight up their nose.
Andy: "Ha, take that."
More soldiers hear the shooting and come running. As they do, each one is neatly taken out by a short burst.
Andy: Take that! And that! Puny mortals, fall before my implacable accuracy!
Moments later there are no soldiers left standing. Andy moves towards the main building cautiously, and once inside, makes his way up the stairs. There, in the middle of the room are some supply crates.
Andy: "Aha! Looks like a trap. I'll sneak around the corner and see if I can catch the soldiers off-guard."
He moves around the corner and comes nose to nose with a hulking brute, covered in giant spiders. One of the spiders chitters and shifts, preparing to leap at Andy.
Andy: "OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShit!"
Bullets hit the floor, the ceiling, the walls, the supply crate and a nearby table. Andy accidentally switches to the wrong gun, then to grenades, which bounce off the wall and nearly take him out, then finally to the right gun. More bullets fly off in useless directions.
Andy: "OhFuckOhFuckOhFuckOhFuck!"
One of the spiders finally gets around to leaping towards Andy, with a menacing scream.
Andy: "GetItOffMyFACE!!!!!"
The screen hazes into yellow as the poison takes effect. Andy hits QuickLoad, reappearing 30 seconds previously outside the house, feeling pretty stupid. Taking a deep breath he goes back into the house, to the room with the spiders in it, readies his weapon and turns round the corner.
Andy: "Aaaaieeeeee!!! Die!!! Die!!! Die!!!!"
10 seconds and vastly too much wasted ammunition later, the spiders are dead. Andy feels pretty stupid and goes off to complain to his flatmate that while killing soldiers is fun, the fucking spider things (and, indeed, the insect things) are not good for his nerves. He then returns, and just to be on the safe side, shoots the limp spider corpses. You can't be too careful.
(Realistically speaking, a spider will go down in about 3 bullets - about the same as a soldier. If I didn't panic *every* *single* *time* they came on screen, I'd be in no danger at all. Oh, and I now itch all over.)
Andy is sneaking into a small farm. There are various small outbuildings, and a larger multi-story house. He works his way slowly towards the nearest building and waits for a soldier to leave it. They do, and get a bullet straight up their nose.
Andy: "Ha, take that."
More soldiers hear the shooting and come running. As they do, each one is neatly taken out by a short burst.
Andy: Take that! And that! Puny mortals, fall before my implacable accuracy!
Moments later there are no soldiers left standing. Andy moves towards the main building cautiously, and once inside, makes his way up the stairs. There, in the middle of the room are some supply crates.
Andy: "Aha! Looks like a trap. I'll sneak around the corner and see if I can catch the soldiers off-guard."
He moves around the corner and comes nose to nose with a hulking brute, covered in giant spiders. One of the spiders chitters and shifts, preparing to leap at Andy.
Andy: "OhShitOhShitOhShitOhShit!"
Bullets hit the floor, the ceiling, the walls, the supply crate and a nearby table. Andy accidentally switches to the wrong gun, then to grenades, which bounce off the wall and nearly take him out, then finally to the right gun. More bullets fly off in useless directions.
Andy: "OhFuckOhFuckOhFuckOhFuck!"
One of the spiders finally gets around to leaping towards Andy, with a menacing scream.
Andy: "GetItOffMyFACE!!!!!"
The screen hazes into yellow as the poison takes effect. Andy hits QuickLoad, reappearing 30 seconds previously outside the house, feeling pretty stupid. Taking a deep breath he goes back into the house, to the room with the spiders in it, readies his weapon and turns round the corner.
Andy: "Aaaaieeeeee!!! Die!!! Die!!! Die!!!!"
10 seconds and vastly too much wasted ammunition later, the spiders are dead. Andy feels pretty stupid and goes off to complain to his flatmate that while killing soldiers is fun, the fucking spider things (and, indeed, the insect things) are not good for his nerves. He then returns, and just to be on the safe side, shoots the limp spider corpses. You can't be too careful.
(Realistically speaking, a spider will go down in about 3 bullets - about the same as a soldier. If I didn't panic *every* *single* *time* they came on screen, I'd be in no danger at all. Oh, and I now itch all over.)
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Date: 2005-09-21 10:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 10:34 pm (UTC)(I never screamed while playing Eternal Darkness, oh no. that was someone else, yep)
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Date: 2005-09-21 10:46 pm (UTC)Being unexpectedly knocked out of the boat by a shark when I was happily sailing along in Wind Waker was also uncalled for.
Which part of Eternal Darkness? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming it's the bathroom bit....
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Date: 2005-09-21 10:53 pm (UTC)I -seem- to remember being told about a certain someone who was once afraid to put their feet on the floor in case a shark somehow came through it ;-)
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Date: 2005-09-22 06:07 pm (UTC)I hope you completed all three versions and got the proper ending! ;-)
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Date: 2005-09-21 10:33 pm (UTC)sp1d3r pwnz0rd j00.
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Date: 2005-09-21 11:54 pm (UTC)Not the games for me.
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Date: 2005-09-22 12:25 pm (UTC)The headcrab things freak me out too... *shudders*
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Date: 2005-09-24 09:48 am (UTC)It took me about half an hour to systematically kill everything removetly face-grabbing in a room before I went more than two meters from the exit (most particularly bad metroids don't fit through it).