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[andrewducker]

I just receieved the latest "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About", which contained this:

Margret: 'I shouldn't eat crisps either.'
Me: 'So - don't.'
Margret: 'But you sit there eating them.'
Me: 'Erm, well - yes. But I've never said I felt that I shouldn't, have I? In fact, I feel that I should sit here eating them - I feel that really quite passionately. And, anyway, I'm not even vaguely fat.'
Margret: 'Which I am, is what you're saying? You swine.'
Me: 'Ugh. I didn't sa-'
Margret: 'So, you've said I'm fat.'
Me: 'I d-'
Margret: 'And it'd be a lot easier for me not to eat stuff if you didn't as well. Yet you just don't want to help, do you? Typical.'
Me: 'Look, do you think you could talk about this later, at all?'
Margret: 'When later?'
Me: 'When I'm not here.'

You can read it here.

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[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

:-)

I understand the feeling though. I'm really good at *avoiding* temptation, just insanely, incredibly, ridculously terrible at *resisting* it.

Heh, that has just about shaped my entire life, in fact.

Me: 'Look, do you think you could talk about this later, at all?'
Margret: 'When later?'
Me: 'When I'm not here.'


ROFL!!! I know THAT feeling too (It'd be me wanting not to be there).