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There is an old saying "Measure Twice, Cut Once" which, after careful consideration I'd like to add the following to:

"After all the measuring, cutting, remeasuring, discovering that your measurements were fine, rechecking and discovering the toilet-roll holder is just designed badly - just find a long screw and attach the whole fucking thing directly to the wall."

I have also, today, put together a CD shelf, attached a bolt to the bedroom door (to keep out kittens at 3am) and attached a bookshelf to the wall (Edinburgh flats being sadly lacking in right angles).

Tomorrow I shall put aside such physical things and return to the more ethereal world of C#.

Date: 2005-03-13 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azalemeth.livejournal.com
Lol!

But you don't really have cats if you're not being woken up by them at insane hours!


What's C# like to code in? And do you say "Cee-Sharp" or "Cee-Hash" ? I probably should learn it at some point....


Like the avatar, btw.

Date: 2005-03-14 07:08 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akicif.livejournal.com
Rastafarian nothing. It's basic to carpentry, plumbing, dress-making... you name it (the suggestion that it's an old Rastafarian saying goes back about as far as Neuromancer).

But yeah, sometimes the corollary is "get a bigger hammer" or variants thereon.

Date: 2005-03-14 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] channelpenguin.livejournal.com
Andrew, I'm shocked! You, DIY ?? When was the parallel universe installed and why didn't I notice? Thatnk god it's not the one where I do housework :-)

Date: 2005-03-14 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
He's way better at it than me and I don't say that often :-)

Date: 2005-03-14 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelevie.livejournal.com
Well you know if you do find you are missing the whole 'I can do practical stuff' warm glow that you must have felt. I got a hundred and one ickle jobs that you are free to do......

Date: 2005-03-14 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalglir.livejournal.com
"attached a bolt to the bedroom door (to keep out kittens at 3am)"

awww....

Date: 2005-03-14 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
Sad but neccessary *zzzzzzzzzzzz*

Date: 2005-03-14 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalglir.livejournal.com
those little scamps... (but they wuv you sooOOoo much) - kittens are great :-D

Our two 'kittens'*coff* are settled enough to sleep at the bottom of the bed - they're only a pain in the arse if one of them gets inadvertantly kicked and then starts beating the other one up out of boredom :-)

Date: 2005-03-14 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
They do settle quite nicely at bottom of bed - it's the walking over you and meeping at 6am when they want fed really :-(

Date: 2005-03-14 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalglir.livejournal.com
Aha. We appear to have inadvertantly trained ours not to bother us unless our eyes are already open :-) I have no idea how we achieved this beyond booting the little furry sods off the bed every time they woke us before we were ready. Of course, the moment a sliver of eyeball is visible through our eyelids we're suddenly totally bemogged and hassled for food...

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