Ask (meme)

[andrewducker]

Ask me 4 questions. Any 4 no matter how personal, private or random.

I must answer them honestly & answer them all.

In return you must post this message in your own journal & you must answer the questions that are asked to you.

(although, since I am not completely lacking in instincts for self-preservation, I must point out that in some cases my honest answer may be "I have absolutely no intention of answering that question"... But I'll save that for complete extremes or things I've promised others I wouldn't talk about).

(gacked from The Goddess Herself)

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[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

1.) What one thing about your body do you like the most?
2.) What one thing about your body do you dislike the most?
3.) Is there any way I can ever repay you for putting me up that summer?
4.) How did you and tisme break up/are you still friends?

A.

[andrewducker]

1) My hair, when it's half-dry. If I could freeze my hair when it looked like that I'd be ecstatic.
2) (a) the fact that sugar leaves me feeling fucked up. (b) the fact that my hair gets tangled so easily when dry.
3) No need - it was great just hanging out with you and giving you some space to relax. I felt guilty for not being as entertaining as the people down South. Maybe some day I'll visit and you can give me floorspace.
4) We broke up because I wasn't coping with her depression and other problems. Which isn't to put her down - it was just that after three years I wasn't coping any more. We're still friends, we chat frequently and she's one of the people that cheers me up when I'm down.

[tisme.livejournal.com]

*resists impulse to add fifty zillion addendums*
*settles for one*

It was two and a half years, not three...

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

Is "bloody" a very bad word in your country?

What is the best part of living where you live?

If you could take a vaction anywhere, where would you like to go?

Hmmm..... four questions? That's a lot. Why four?

[andrewducker]

1) It's not even slightly bad. It's used more for emphasis than anything else. Much like 'fuck', 'arse', 'cunting arsenugget' and 'darn'. Most British people I know are pretty much unofendable by swearing. Lilian calls me a Git-Wanker when I've been amusingly annoying, for instance.

2) The great big hill in the middle of town.

3) Tokyo. Having now been to Las Vegas it seems like the other epitome of human existance.

4) Not my choice - I stole this meme :->

question 1

[the-magician.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm one of the people you know who wouldn't be particularly offended by bloody (though might get annoyed if it was used in particular sentences aimed towards me (e.g. "what the bloody hell do you think you're doing", would be stronger than "what the hell do you think you're doing") but would be bothered by some of the other quadraliterals.

"Darn" and "Arse" I'm fine with

The others would lower you a lot in my estimation if I thought you really used them for punctuation.

Re: question 1

[andrewducker]

I use a wide variety of bad language, depending on the situation. Cerainly any on-going project involving a computer is going to involve prolonged usage of the word 'fuck'.

Re: question 1

[allorin.livejournal.com]

And yet, that has never washed in my reviews.

"It's how I stop kicking the fucking screen in. Surely that's productive, boss?"

Re: question 1

[darkoshi]

giggle*snicker ** you are so right on that.

[trashcanglam.livejournal.com]

1) Table or chair?
2) Do I wear black too much?
3) What's that thing on the front of your head? (It's hideous.)
4) If you could turn back time and be either a) Pol Pot, b) Stalin or c) Tito, who would you be?

[andrewducker]

1) Yes
2) Do you wear black at all?
3) Lilian
4) Whichever one has the most rhythm

[trashcanglam.livejournal.com]

1) Good choice
2) Yep
3) Cheeky
4) Or d) all of the above (if they all have rhythm?

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

SCUSE ME!!!!!!

[darkoshi]

1. Living in Scotland, does that mean you're familiar with words like skite, skirl, and skreegh?

2. If I get glasses for improving my long-distance vision, do you think it is likely to end up causing problems with my near-distance vision?

3. What was the issue with Lillian over Xmas? Okay, you don't have to answer that because it's her business and she probably doesn't want it public.

4. Ummm.......... Is the movie title "A Plague on your House of Flying Daggers " or is it just "House of Flying Daggers" or what? And when is it out here in the U.S? Ah, see, 2 questions in one makes up for the previous not-likely-to-be-answered question.

[andrewducker]

1) No, Yes, No.
2) No
3) Can't talk about it - it's her business, sorry!
4) "House of Flying Daggers". It came out in the US on the 3rd of December - you've almost certainly missed it...

[darkoshi]

Well that's odd. I was to several movies since November, and saw no mention of that one being out. I'm sure the title would have caught my attention. Perhaps it hasn't been shown here yet. I shall have to check.

[tisme.livejournal.com]

1) Why have you screened my comments on here? Can I say lots of rude things?
2) Best sex ever, and why? (I know you're not going to tell me, but I want to see what you write)
3) Fondest memory of me?
4) Who should I sleep with next?

[andrewducker]

1) I screened everyone's for this one. Not sure why - just thought I should
2) Marianne - 3rd year at uni - both of us blindfolded. Just a completely odd,nice, fumbling experience.
3) Sorry, I have oodles of memories of you - I'm going to have to think for a bit to find the _fondest_.
4) Someone nice.