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[andrewducker]

i am a felch monkey

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[themongkey.livejournal.com]

Two words, dude: password protection.

[neferet.livejournal.com]

Hello Rob/Nathan/Guy.

Bet Andy loves you :-)

mild gibberment

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

This is the sort of sentence you stare at in mild disbelief, wondering (1) if Andrew really means it (2) if he knows what felch means (3) if Andrew really means it and he knows what felch means and he's using the word literally, who are the other two people involved?* and then I hit my mind over the head and remind me to shut up because it's none of my business.

On the whole, I'm going for (1) this is a joke (2) or a literary metaphor (3) and even if I'm wrong about (1) and (2) I really don't have to know the answer to (3).

*And of course it occurs to me moments after typing the above that felching requires a minimum of two people, not three.

Re: mild gibberment

[andrewducker]

It's from a long-running joke, whereby anyone who has access to anyone's lj account posts said felching declaration in order to point out the foolishness of leaving one's lj account logged in when others are around.

To be fair, I started it, and deserved it when it got used against me.

[josephgrossberg.livejournal.com]

is that you, your highness?

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

According to some meathead at the local? Didja kick his nuts in? Did you suck his butt out?

A.

Re: mild gibberment

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Ah: evil joke.

Okay.

Re: mild gibberment

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

You can delete them you know. There again, perhaps Andy really has secret desires to be a felch monkey and this is a cry for help.

remember

[spaj.livejournal.com]

I think it should be left alone... ya know... for the historians.

;)

Adam

Re: remember

[andrewducker]

My feeling too.

I've been caught - removing the post would be tantamount to denying it.

[missedith01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Andrew Ducker is a felch money. That's such old news! :-)

[opusfluke.livejournal.com]

Why has everyone got something against monkeys? Or is that just my very own special scary visual place? Why not a felch eldritch horror? Or a felch nightgaunt? Or ah-?

-We apologise for this post. Mr. OPus Fluke has been removed in ordr to recieve his medication. We apologise for the incontinence.

[sylphigirl.livejournal.com]

what a beautiful picture

[dreema.livejournal.com]

wasn't us *innocent*