But *what* is the internet teaching my children?

[andrewducker]

Gideon (headphones in, watching YouTube quietly, when suddenly, very loudly): You can't put rubbish in the fridge! It will turn into a zombie!
Me, to Jane: It's very educational having kids.

(Also, he's somehow become addicted to The Wellerman)

Comments

[pseudomonas]

Wellerman is a pretty addictive song.

[andrewducker]

Oh yes. Jane and I have both been thoroughly earwormed.

[hairyears]

Most and maybe all sea-shanties have that addictive quality, so try exposing G to a variety of them.

Be warned: some of them are filthy.

[andrewducker]

He's getting playlists based on it, so I think he's encountering the occasional other similar song. I'm sure he'll train the algorithm up to find the ones he likes.