Very cool, if true

7: I've noticed before how the French word "merde" will be printed in places where the four-letter English equivalent would be strictly banned.

8: My all-time favorite hilarious thing said by a small child was in a letter or blog somewhere by a mother who reported that her small son had apparently been reading too many fairy tales with evil stepmothers replacing saintly real mothers. He asked her, "Are you my real mother or my stepmother?" She replied, "Oh, I'm your real mother." He gave her a crafty look and said, "Are you sure?" At this point I can only presume that his mother fell over laughing so hard as to leave the boy utterly bewildered, because I certainly laughed very hard reading it.