Adam's Adams

[andrewducker]

Adam nicked this from Scott Adams and I'm nicking it from him:

I noticed there are a lot of specialty airlines these days. For example, Hooters has its own airline targeted at horny men, and Virgin has an airline targeted at virgins. My idea is to start Atheist Airlines, targeted at non-believers who want to avoid security delays.

At Atheist Air, prior to boarding, passengers would be required to spout blasphemous remarks at a display of artifacts from all the major religions. This effectively weeds out anyone who has a secret plan to meet the Creator in the next few hours. Blasphemers would be allowed to carry-on pickaxes, blowtorches, chainsaws, nun chucks, whatever, under the theory that atheists generally try to avoid hurting other people in any situation where there isn't a clear escape route.

Comments

heh

[josephgrossberg.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that doesn't exclude the Godless anarchist-socialists: "I'm going down and I'm taking those first-class yuppies and millions in airline profits with me!"

What would the Creator be doing on a plane....?

[taromazzy.livejournal.com]

My Dad did a lot of international flying when he worked for IBM. There was a management joke that was along the lines take you own bomb - whats the odds of there being two on board?

Also to make sure your wife doesn't pack your bag - as death benifits were good and became exponentiol if you died on company business! (well, it was the 70's, when Men worked and Women had babies and looked after the house)