vote Robert Anton Wilson!

[andrewducker]

28 August 2003 e.v. After refusing many pleas to run for governor, I have reconsidered and now enter the race as an unofficial write-in candidate. After all, why should I remain the ONLY nutcase in California who ain't running?

My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind our shared goals of:

1. Get those pointy-headed Washington bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too

2. Guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them

3. Drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them

4. Freedom of choice, free love,free speech, free Internet and free beer

5. California secession -- Keep the anti-gun and ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies

6. Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers

7. Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bears

[...] First order of business on assuming office: Fire 33% of the legislature [names selected at random] and replace them with full-grown adult ostriches, whose mysterious and awesome dignity will elevate the suidean barbarity long established there.

Comments

[heron61.livejournal.com]

I've never been interested in his books, but I definitely applaud his running, it certainly fits the seriousness of this election and I'd certainly prefer to have him than Arnie.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

Well he would get my vote, if only because it would be interesting to watch what would happen were he in power.........I think 9,000 miles is a safe distance to observe from.

[spaj.livejournal.com]

seems these policys would lead to a lot of deaths. Mostly gun related. Possibly some bear-maulings. And I'm not totally ruling out the possibility of a string of trained-bear sniper attacks.

Sounds like a good way to cull the population. Can I vote by proxy?

Adam

[sneaks.livejournal.com]

guns dont kill people, people kill people.

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

guns don't kill people; bullets hitting vital organs kill people

OR

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

as RAW himself would say, bullets hitting vital organs causes people to die of natural causes...

[sneaks.livejournal.com]

but the bullets are fired due to people.

[andrewducker]

Largely people who shouldn't have the guns.

[sneaks.livejournal.com]

True.

[andrewducker]

Guns don't kill people. Those little metal pellets they shoot kill people.