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From: [personal profile] jack
I keep expecting headlines like "Government's shellfish and shortsighted planning fails" but I can't quite make the pun work. Or some things are just too depressing for puns :(
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From: [personal profile] sigmonster
Think bigger!

“Musseled out of the market! Minister all clammed up about cockle-ups, shellfish plans are a load of scallops!”
From: [personal profile] ironyoxide
>There was no immediate explanation provided for the blaze, which erupted just two days after the French cloud computing firm kicked off plans for an initial public offering.

Really old-school competitors, or just badly managed insurance fraud? Whoever it is, their lack of subtlety suggests we'll find out fairly soon.

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