To keep malaise happy

[andrewducker]

mistressmalaise is bored. In order to keep her happy...

[Poll #152315]

Comments

heh

[josephgrossberg.livejournal.com]

I consider myself a rational, level-headed guy ... but when I see breasts, it triggers something deep in my brain. I swear to God, I could look at them all day and never get bored.

I prefer natural ones, please. As long as we're not talking tiny ones, or the boob job isn't masterful (Janine Lindemulder), I prefer small, natural breasts to unnaturally pert and round ones.

Re: heh

[andrewducker]

Oh, I'm with you (up to a point, I don't think I could manage all day).

It's definitely a primal thing tho.

[davecleghorn.livejournal.com]

Breasts eh? A resounding yes!

I have to agree with you you guys here.. Natural, is way better. As long as you can spy a handful well, there are few things better in life than a couple of little puppys.

[snaps out of it and gets back to work]

[stormie.livejournal.com]

i miss having breasts pushed against me. *sigh*

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

There is no option for "Huh? What is this poll about and why will it keep Mistress Malaise happy?"

[andrewducker]

Mistress Malaise is a goth friend of Erin. She declared herself to be bored and asked to be entertained. Someone suggested a breaste meme, or maybe a breast quiz (and then confessed that they were a bit breast obsessed). I was bored at work waiting for someone to get back to me with info I needed and hadn't done a poll for a few days...

Now you mention it, that doesn't really seem like quite enough of an excuse :->

[andrewducker]

Nice, innit?

[trizia.livejournal.com]

I suggested it. Obsessed atm because I got mine re-measured for a new bra yesterday.

Breats are wonderful things, as long as they aren't _too_ big or false.

[allorin.livejournal.com]

Actually, Jessica's got a nice pair - think they're fake?

[rainstorm.livejournal.com]

i hate breasts.

some of them are nice, i'm sure, but i hate them. it's my body's fault. i hate the way my breasts look. they're too big and just.. ick. i have thought about seeing if i can get them reduced on the nhs but i'm scared of the apin. i can never decided if my fear or my anger at my body is greater, so i don't ask the doctor.

because i hate mine, i hate everyone else's on some level. i mean, sorry, but.. they're painful and unpleasant. i haven't been able to run far for years, not since i was pre-pubescent. i have no good memories attached to them that don't involve sex and really.. that makes me feel cheap.

polus i get men staring at them, even when i'm wearing a big jumper. because i have bigbreasts people seem to miss the fact that i'm fairly thin. i have been told i'm fat because people don't look below my chest.

i'm sure there's more i could say, but i can't think of it right now.

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

I don't know exactly how big your breasts are, but you might try this bra (http://www.title9sports.com/cgi-bin/title9/Summer03___Bras_and_Bra_Tops___Bras_for_DD_cups313801?SessionID=Ec5qbkBn&Args=&Pos=61) -- it's expensive, but worth it. I'm a 38DD and can run in it without jiggling at all. This one (http://www.title9sports.com/cgi-bin/title9/Summer03___Bras_and_Bra_Tops___Super_Support_Bras310900?SessionID=Ec5qbkBn&Args=&Pos=92) is also great (I can't run in it unless I wear two bras, but it's good for making my breasts look less ginormous on a day-to-day basis).

Cheaper than surgery, anyway :-)

Re: heh

[darkoshi]

Just looking at them for long periods of time? What exactly does that do for you? Is it mental, is it physical? What goes on in your brain while you look?

Re: heh

[andrewducker]

The same kind of effect as , for instance, looking at a beautiful sunset, or a gorgeous piece of art or anything else that provokes a purely emotional response.

[rainstorm.livejournal.com]

neither are my size, plus i'm in britain so ordering would be especially expensive. thanks for the links, though :D

having been remeasured and realise that actually i'm a different size from what i thought i think i might actually get round to going to the doctor and asking about reduction. i think i could get it on the nhs, so i wouldn't have to pay - i've had back pain for so long i think i'm justified.