Jews picked again
Mar. 9th, 2002 04:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andrewduckerSatirewire does it again.
I nearly pissed myself at 3 separate occasions during this one.
Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update — Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year
term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this
morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the
Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn't be pleased about being
tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson
shrugged. "Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled," he said.
"We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some
reason, we don't.
I nearly pissed myself at 3 separate occasions during this one.
Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update — Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year
term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this
morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the
Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.
Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn't be pleased about being
tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson
shrugged. "Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled," he said.
"We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some
reason, we don't.
