
This evening, after me telling Sophia it was bed time, she:
* Decided she wanted to eat the rest of her dinner.
* And ⅔ of her brother's leftover dinner.
* Brushed her teeth
* And have her brother in bed with her for story time.
* Which devolved into them tickling each other, me taking him back through to Jane, and much screaming all round.
* Then saying she was still hungry, and eating a frankfurter and three fish sticks.
* During which I read her about five pages of The Hobbit.
* Her demanding to know what Bilbo looked like on a pony. So I showed her a photo.
* Then complaining that she was too hot, too cold, and not comfortable at all.
* Her turning her fingers into wolves who fought each other.
* Her announcing that she was not tired, but that she was bored, but that she would lie still for five minutes but then she would get up again.
* Her falling asleep about a minute after that.
(Normally it takes about ¼ of this faff to get her to sleep. Today was apparently her day to be infested by demons.)