Aug. 24th, 2014

andrewducker: (obey)
This is the fourth of Julie's birthday presents to me, but after having a cold since Wednesday we're both too sick, snuffly, and generally out of energy to leave the flat.

If anyone wants two tickets to this at 4:35 this afternoon, then it's first come first served.

(You'll have to pick them up from our plague pit near Meadowbank.)
andrewducker: (Batman goes back to the closet)
Because it's come up several times in the past, and I want people to be able to feel they can read the comments without bumping into things that they don't want to, I figured that an actual policy would be useful. Particularly with Dr Who being back.

First, a note on this spoiler policy: I do not care about your general opinion on whether spoilers exist, research done on the matter, spoiler expiry policies from elsewhere, etc. Or rather, I do, but none of that applies here. _Your_ common sense approach does not take priority over these rules. Feel free to discuss what you think of the whole philosophy of spoilers here, but that doesn't mean you can ignore the following*.

1) If the post is about a particular episode then you can post whatever you like about that episode and previous episodes in the comments. Same with movies, books, etc. If I post about the exciting thing on page 617 of Lord of the Rings then talk about you like about any content on pages 1 to 616.

2) If the post is not actually about that. Or is about _more_ than that. Then you must disguise what you are talking about. By "more than that" I include link posts that link to something about the latest episode of a TV show _and_ also link to other things. People may wish to talk about said other things, and I want them to be able to do so, safe in the knowledge that nobody will tell them that the entire cast of Archer are replaced by alien doubles of themselves halfway through season three**.

3) Valid methods of obfuscation include vagueness "I had no idea that that exciting thing was going to happen! I was blown away!" and encryption.

4) In order to encrypt your comment go here, enter your comment and hit the "Cypher" button. This will use the Awesome Powah of ROT13*** to transfer your text into something that looks like this: "Una Fbyb vf Yrvn'f Sngure". You can use exactly the same internet magic to convert it back again. Go on, give it a go. You can also do this using a plugin for Chrome and an addon for Firefox.

That's it. Dead simple. If the post is about X, talk about X all you like. If it's not then be vague. If you can't get your point across vaguely then ROT13 it.

And lo, people never had to have arguments about spoilers ever again****


*God, I wish I didn't have to write sentences like the above. But previous history on this topic (amongst others) has shown that the second you bring this up you have people replying with things like "Well, I don't see how people can possibly not know that in book four of the Zarquon Trilogy Eric gets turned into a goldfish - I got spoiled when I went to Tumblr, so clearly everyone who'se ever heard of it will know that.", apparently not realising that not everyone uses the internet the same way that they do, and that someone announced on my FB today that they were finally going to get into Dr Who and where was a good place to being, as they didn't know much about it. Yes, really.
**I've not seen more than one episode of Archer so far. I really hope that doesn't happen. But if it does, I didn't know about it. So there.
***It converts each letter into a number from 1-26, adds 13 to it, and then converts it back (where Z+1 = A).
****I wish. This used to be standard fucking practice on Usenet, back in ye olden days of the internet, when I were a lad and this were all text as far as the eye could see. I have no idea why I didn't do this years ago.
andrewducker: (Big Grin)
I took Thursday and Friday off this week so that I could have a 4-day birthday weekend, enjoy some fringe shows, and generally relax a lot with Julie. My co-worker graciously allowed me to do so, despite Thursday also being _his_ birthday, and I was resolved to make the best of it.

The first sign that things might not go according to plan was on Wednesday, when I woke up with a mouth that tasted like a camel died in it, and a sore throat. This from a night where I slept less than optimally, after Julie had woken me three times to tell me to roll over and stop snoring.

I survived Wednesday ok though, and felt ok when I left work. A little wobbly, but generally alright. I dashed across town to meet Julie at the Pleasance, and we thoroughly enjoyed watching The Pin, who had a fun take on the comedy sketch show - they were both on stage when we arrived, with one of them behind the keyboard of his laptop, typing away, and the screen projected up behind him, showing him putting the final touches to a couple of sketches. This set the scene nicely, as he proceeded to narrate the opening of the show through the keyboard, typing out the actions of the other member of the team as if they were being scripted live - and then continuing to use this to get members of the audience to join in, do impersonations, etc. And then they continued in a fun way, doing a sketch about Ant and Dec, and then announcing that they thought it worked better in French, and so doing it over, in French, with Nicolas Sarkozy and Gerard Depardieu taking their place. The whole mixture of sketches, commentary, and meta-narrative worked rather well to bring the audience in, and many things worked even when they shouldn't have.

Thursday was less successful - we both woke up feeling a bit rubbish. Not _awful_, but out of sorts and generally not capable of much. So we spent the day playing computer games* and slouching around, before going to see "Who Shot Hitler". Which was _terrible_. I hate to say this, as it was recommended by a friend, but I would have left after ten minutes if Julie hadn't wanted to stay and see if it stopped being a terrible collection of unfunny sketches that would have amused me, maybe, when I was 14, and actually pulled it together into something coherent. It had several good ideas, but the execution was so appallingly bad that I actually suspected at the start that it was deliberately so. Sadly, if it was, the joke stayed firmly on the audience.

Friday was amazing. Not the day, which was spent feeling worse than Thursday. But we were going to a show at 9pm, so with Julie's fasting schedule we decided to have a late lunch and then eat afterwards at 10pm at our favourite Indian restaurant, Kismot. And then I discovered that the evening's show was going to be The Axis of Awesome. Of whom you have you almost certainly heard The Four Chord Song. This was fantastic enough as it was, as they played a variety of funny songs, insulted each other, and were generally amusing. What topped it off was when they played a song that needed something onstage. And they pointed at me. And so I got to go on-stage and dance like a mad idiot in front of 400 people. And get high-fives from all of the band afterwards. I was feeling pretty shaky from the cold when I went on-stage, by the time I came off the adrenaline high was enough that I was about fall over. I sat there with a big grin for the rest of the show (finishing off with the awesome Rage Of Thrones), and then calmed down by the time we were halfway through the meal. Which was delicious, as usual.

Saturday was then a day off. Which was good, because we were in no shape to go anywhere. The cold had knocked us both completely over, but I was able to make it over to my brother Hugh's to help him with a secret project to surprise his wife for an hour, and to get Flash Duel, a fun little board/card game to simulate a sword duel before collapsing back at home.

And then today, as you'll have seen from the post earlier, we didn't feel up to going to our last show. So I posted on LJ, the link was retweeted by someone _in_ the show, and then ended up going to the daughter of one of the cast members, who dropped round, took it gingerly from my leprotic fingers, said thankyou, and then scampered off before the plague could take her.**

I think it's the combination of going to see things which surprise you positively and negatively which really makes The Fringe for me. And so I'm actually glad that even though we only made it to three shows we still managed to see one was that awesome and one that was execrable - it wouldn't be The Edinburgh Fringe without it.

And now my wife is complaining that I'm taking as long as [livejournal.com profile] grrm does to write this. So I think it's time to collapse into bed. I'm feeling much better than I did this morning, and hopefully tomorrow I'll be alive enough to make it into work. I've got far too much to do to not go in and infect a few people...

*Divinity: Original Sin. Probably the best RPG I've played since Neverwinter Nights, if not ever. The combat system is certainly the most fun I've had in any CRPG - every battle feels like a puzzle that can be solved in a variety of different ways, the world is large, detailed, and full of side-quests, and there's huge amounts of background detail that keeps pulling us both in. And nowadays, a Co-Op RPG is a rarity in itself, so having one as good as this makes us very happy indeed.
**This is one of the things I love about the internet. It's so damn easy to connect with people in ways you never expected.

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