Mmmmmm, Bacon

adrenalineanima and marrog are round for dinner (made by whelanedward) and in discussion about various things, we came to the conclusion that the world would be a better place if rather than saying "Hello." people said "How would you like your bacon sandwich?". Anyone else got any suggestions?

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(And I will personally kill the first person to say something non-frivolous.)