Today's Haiku

Since getting the cats
I worry about tripping
over my shadow

What you'll wish you'd known

This is a graduation speech, or at least it would have been, had it not been far too full of the truth about schooling to be allowed.

It's the things he wishes he'd been told when he was in school.

Here is the Slashdot discussion of same, with some good (and bad) suggestions by the readers there.