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Religion

Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic?	I'm not atheistic at all.  I'm agnostic
do you subscribe to a major religion?	Nope.  Nor any minor one.  Nor any of their opposites
how do you feel about Jesus?	Not at all convinced he existed at all.
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)	The Principia Discordia
do you believe in reincarnation?	No
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?	No
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?	No
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?	Or not.
do you believe in angels?	No.
do you believe in miracles?	No.
do you believe in predestination?	Yes.
do you believe in original sin?	No.
do you believe in freedom of will?	No.
do you believe in souls?	No.
what do you think will happen to you when you die?	Rotting, largely.
do you think there will be an armageddon?	Not in the original meaning of the word, no.
why do you think we exist?	Sometimes these things happen.
do you believe in life on other planets?	I'm very open to the possibility.
do you believe in evolution?	Reproduction.  Variation.  Selection.  Can't see any way to argue with any of those short of total philosophical scepticism.
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?	No.  Eventually the universe will end.
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?	If there was one he'd know without being asked
anything else we should know?	Question Authority.
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