
I don't know if you've heard about the Clean Flicks debacle, where various film directors are suing a company that will take your copy of Titanic (or Die Hard or Saving Private Ryan) and edit out the swearing, nudity and extreme violence in order to give you a version you can watch with your whole family. It shouldn't surprise you to know that the company started in Utah. It shouldn't surprise you to know that they are being sued by a group of directors, furious at having their films cut up. It probably does surprise you to know that I'm on the side of Clean Flicks.
Not, to be clear, that I'd ever want to buy a film from them. And I'm certainly in favour of free speech. But this, to me, seems like a fairly clear case of freedom to do what you want with your property. Let's use a book analogy, as it's a bit clearer with books, and we're more familiar with the ability to edit books.
Let's say I buy a book with swearing in it. Do I have the right to go through my copy of the book and tippex out the word "fuck" everywhere it appears? I think we can all agree that it's my book and I can paint on it if I so choose. Do I have the right to hand it to my friend Bob and ask him to paint out the word "fuck" wherever it appears. Again, it seems fairly clear that this is perfectly legal. Can I pay Bob to do so? Well, if it's legal, then I can't see why I can't pay Bob to de-fuck my books. Could I ask Bob to buy the book for me, de-fuck it and then give it to me? Well, again, this seems a simple progression from the previous two, so it must be ok, musn't it? Now, if many people are asking Bob to do this, then he's going to find it easier to buy the books in bulk, prepare them ahead of time and then sell them on when people ask for them, isn't he? And this is merely mass producing what we've already agreed is reasonable.
And this is what Clean Flicks are doing, only with movies rather than books. I may not like the fact that people feel the need to whitewash their films. I may never want to avail myself of that service. But I do think that if they want to deface their own property then it's their right to do so.
Of course, I wouldn't want people mistaking these films for the originals, so some kind of warning seems reasonable, but as long as people realise they aren't seeing the film the way the director wanted them to, then I really don't see how it's any of my business. Or the director's.