Some things are beyond satire

[andrewducker]

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[ratmist.livejournal.com]

Crazy old West Virginians... they never did get over the Civil War.

[matgb]

Bbuttt...
They won the civil war.

Admittedly, they're still mostly crazy.

[mb2u]

You mean the War of Northern Aggression? Yes, they still call it that in some parts of the South.