Banking News

[andrewducker]

Doom and gloom continues with the world economy and the knock-on effect has hit the Japanese banking system. The Origami Bank has folded; the Bonsai Bank is cutting back on some of its branches; the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and likely to go for a song; the Kamikaze Bak has been suspended after its shares nose-dived and 500 staff at the Karate Bank were given the chop after refusing a transfer to the Sushi Bank because they thought they were getting a raw deal.

(copied from this morning's Metro)

Comments

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

It's good that the spirit of the Two Ronnies is alive and well in these trying times.

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... :)

[lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com]

God bless the Metro.