Spinny head of death!

[andrewducker]

Off work today, having woken up with a headache and a head that wouldn't stop spinning whenever I tried to get vertical. As I wasn't out drinking last night, this seems terribly unfair.

Stuck at home for the day, I have at least been amused by such things as the Wasp Knife:

which is a knife with a gas cannister in the handle. Strick it into a shark (watermelon, hoodie, or any other large animal), press the button, and voila, instant death. Isn't technology great?

Comments

[andrewducker]

They cost $360 or so, though, so I'm not expecting them to be in the hands of too many gang members.

[captainlucy.livejournal.com]

Because knives obviously just aren't dangerous enough, so why not add compressed refrigerated gas for that extra explosive decompression effect?
:/

[laserboy.livejournal.com]

Ha! I've clearly mastered the art of translocational hangovers. ;-)

[astartesyriaca.livejournal.com]

You had vertigo, I get it from time to time. It really sucks. Take it easy, and hope you are feeling better.

[chuma.livejournal.com]

I only wish I could find a video of Jeremy Clarkson's Chat Show where he BBQed a marrow...